Just Punchlines

…Then Al Sharpton says, “that might be so, but he sure makes a mean potato salad.”

…Then I said, “Hey, those are my dufflebags!”

…Wander? I barely know her!

…Then the baker says, “Well they’re a little lumpy but the customers seem to really like them.”

…To get to the other homicide.

….and then Edna turns to Sylvia and says, “I don’t know about that but my dentures have never been whiter.”

…Then the sheriff says, “It’s not that we don’t believe you. It’s just that we found this ping pong paddle next to the body.”

…then the Pope says, “I’m not sure about this. Isn’t that what the hat is for?”